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Florence (thinking): It will also be nice to have in laws to ask for advice. My parents thought they were buying a long lived companion for their son. They didn't know how much further I had been modified.
Florence (thinking): As a puppy, I spent a lot of time in our backyard with a collar and cable attached to my dog house.
Florence (thinking): If I raise my pup the way I was raised, child protective services would soon be having a word with me.